Genealogy Humor

Ulf, you did far better than I did... I didn't read the questions that closely or took them at face value and "assumed" too much which was then the wrong answer.

Way to go Norm... this was a good one!!!

Hey Norm, I got your questions right!

A cute limerick in honor of this first day of spring, for genealogists:
(found in a limerick contest in Atlantic magazine)

I offer a riddle for spring
This is really the silliest thing:
If April showers
Bring may flowers,
What do may flowers bring?

Noelle...I gave up on the above questions...Mind Fog!!!
What do may flowers bring????

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THIS IS NO JOKE BUT A PRETTY NEAT LOOK BACK IN TIME....

I don't know how they do this but it is pretty darned cool. Follow the instructions to a tee and enjoy!

1944 to 2014

An incredible demonstration of technology---like traveling back in time!

Left click and hold on each photo, and then drag your mouse gently from

left to right on the original photograph and it will become a photo of the exact same location and view today

drag it back to the left and you are back in 1944!

Scroll down for more of the same.

http://interactive.guim.co.uk/embed/2014/apr/image-opacity-slider-m...

Hey Norm, thank you for sharing those photos! Very powerful.

As for the question, What do may flowers bring, if you combine the 2 words to mayflower, then they bring pilgrims!

...and Mayflowers & Pilgrims bring Thanksgiving...and that means
our favorite Turkey's...

(ancient limericks or at least they sound ancient)

COLD TURKEY
Though our Thanksgiving customs are charming,
Experts say one such custom is harming
Our environment and planet
And they may have to ban it:
This man-made, oven-based gobbler warming.

TURKEY SURPRISE
“Maw, I cain’t get the butcherin’ done.
You an’ Granny had both better run:
That big turkey’s a-fussin’
An’ comin’ for us’n –
With my hatchet and Paw’s 12-gauge gun!”.

LEFTOVERS
Thursday’s carcass long after supplies
Turkey Sandwiches, Stews, and Pot Pies;
Turkey Omelets, Fettucini,
Casseroles, Tetrazzini;
Turkey Gumbo, à la King, and Surprise.

DRESS CODE
We showed up in our holiday best,
With the exception of one honored guest,
So the dinner was late
And we all had to wait
Because “Tom” was not properly dressed.

ASK AND RECEIVE
The poor Tinman is lacking a heart,
While the Scarecrow is not very smart;
And the King of the Forest,
Expected to roar best,
Is reluctant to play a brave part.

OOH LA LA!
A fried turkey injected with spice,
Shrimp-stuffed mirlitons and dirty rice,
Pecan pie, oyster dressing –
How we rush through the blessing!
Yes, a Creole Thanksgiving is nice.

GRATITUDE
If you’re thankful for your lot
And all the things you’ve got,
Then say a prayer
And give a care
For someone on the spot.

SATIETY
With the turkey and trimmings procured,
Our Thanksgiving repast is assured,
But it won’t be complete
‘Til we sit down to eat
And the family’s as stuffed as the bird.

CIRCULAR SAUCE
If your husband’s a Thanksgiving fan
And a cranberry sauce kind of man,
You might make him a batch
Of the sauce all from scratch,
But he’ll miss that weird goop in the can!

THANKSGIVING
Lord, we ask of you a boon:
To bless our guests this noon.
We’re so grateful they
Could come today –
And have to leave real soon!

GOBBLER
Hold your horses; we’re not in a race.
Get that drumstick away from your face.
Now put your fork down
And stop making that frown.
You can eat when we finish the grace.

Noelle & Norm
How about: Then May flowers bring June Brides with every thing.

Norm those pix were really awesome. It was amazing the the exact spot could be found so that the then & now pix matched up!!!

April 1st, April Fools Day is rapidly approaching. I thought this was appropriate. What do you think???

Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!

You must read this... a proper decision by the courts... for a change.
In Florida, an atheist decided to file a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days.

The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought to trial; after listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day…Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture

A young man brought his pants to a tailor to have them altered. The next day, he was called to London on a last-minute job assignment.
He returned to his Brooklyn home five years later. While dressing, he reached into his jacket pocket and found the tailor's receipt for his pants. He went to the tailor's shop, handed him the receipt, and asked, "Are my pants here?"

"Yes, of course," said the tailor. "Be ready next Tuesday."

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A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Are you hiring any help?" she asked.
"No," he said curtly. "We already have all the staff we need."
"Reeeeley???? Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?" she fired back.

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*********Theme Songs for Bible Characters*********

Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"

Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"

Esther: "I Feel Pretty"

Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"

Moses: "The Wanderer"

Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"

Samson: "Hair"

Salome: "I Could Have Danced All Night"

Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

Joshua: "Good Vibrations" Esau: "Born To Be Wild"

Jeremiah: "Take This Job and Shove It"

Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: "Great Balls of Fire!"

The Three Kings: "When You Wish Upon a Star"

Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"

Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"

Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"

Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"

Mary`s `parents were devout Catholics so she was convent educated.
A few years after leaving school (convent) mother superior met Mary at a corner. I see you are so well dressed you are doing good for yourself. What is your occupation ? I am a prostitute mother Mary replied.

A Whaaaat ? mother superior asked. a Prostitute Mother, Mary replied.

Good for you Mary I thought you say you become a Protestant.

********************** ETHNIC HUMOUR *******************

"When A Fly Falls Into A Cup Of Coffee".....

The Italian: throws the cup, breaks it and walks away in a fit of rage.

The German: carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.

The Frenchman: takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.

The Chinese: eats the fly and throws away the coffee.

The Russian: drinks the coffee with the fly, since it came with no extra charge.

The Israeli: sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.

******* israel/palestine-when-a-fly-falls-into-a-cup-of-coffee*******

The Palestinian: blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act to the UN as an act of aggression, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, Frenchman, Chinese, German and Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of tea to the Palestinian.

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"Catholic Horses"

A bookie was at the races playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt.
He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.
Lo and behold, that horse - a long shot - won the race.

Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest stepped onto the track. Sure enough, he blessed one of the horses.

The bookie made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse won the race.

He collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the Priest would bless next.

He bet big on it, and it won. As the races continued the Priest kept blessing horses, and each one ended up winning.

The bookie was elated. He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited for the Priest's blessing that would tell him which horse to bet on ...

True to his pattern, the Priest stepped onto the track for the last race and blessed the forehead of an old nag that was 100/1.

This time the priest blessed the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag. The bookie knew he had a winner and bet every cent he owned on the old nag.

He watched dumbfounded as the old nag pulled up and couldn't even finish the race. In a state of shock, he went to the track area where the Priest was.

Confronting him, he demanded, 'Father! What happened? All day long you blessed horses and they all won. Then in the last race, the horse you blessed never even had a chance. Now, thanks to you I've lost every cent of my savings!'.

The Priest nodded wisely and with sympathy.
"You are not Catholic are you my son?"

"No, I'm Jewish" ;

"That's the problem", said the Priest, "you couldn't tell the difference between a blessing and last rites."

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"Arranged Marriage"

A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried.

So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife.

The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questionsof the son and his parents as to what they want in a wife/daughter-in-law.

They give him a long shopping list of requirements.

The marriage broker takes a long time looking,and finally asks to visit the family again.

He then tells them of a wonderful woman he has found.

He says she's just the right age for the son.

She keeps a Glatt Kosher home, she regularly attends synagogue and knows the prayers by heart, and she's a wonderful cook.

She loves children and wants a large family.

And, to crown it all off, she's gorgeous.

After hearing all this, the family is very impressed and begins to get excited about the prospects of a wedding in the near future.

But the son pauses and asks inappropriately: 'Is she also good in bed?'

The marriage broker answers, 'Some say yes, some say no....'

A Story about a Farm...

A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down.

During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!"

A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. Lo and behold, 
it's a completely different place. The farmhouse is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted 
in neat rows.

"Amazing!" the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!"

“Yes, reverend," says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"

Gardening Humor

What kind of socks does a gardener wear? 

Garden hose.

Why are husbands like lawn mowers? 
They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells, 
and don't work half the time. 
- Author Unknown

The real meaning of plant catalog terminology:
• "A favorite of birds" means to avoid planting near cars, sidewalks, or clotheslines.
• "Grows more beautiful each year" means "Looks like road kill for the foreseeable future."
• "Zone 5 with protection" is a variation on the phrase "Russian roulette."
• "May require support" means your daughter's engineering degree will finally pay off.
• "Moisture-loving" plants are ideal for landscaping all your bogs and swamps.
• "Carefree" refers more to the plant's attitude than to your workload.
• "Vigorous" is code for "has a Napoleonic compulsion to take over the world."
• "Grandma's Favorite" -- until she discovered free-flowering, disease-resistant hybrids.

A man should never plant a garden larger 
than his wife can take care of. 
- T.H. Everett

• By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb over the fence.
• A tomato in the hand is worth two on the vine.
• When the going gets tough, the tough get growin'.
• I garden, therefore I weed.
• God blesses my garden, but he doesn't weed it!

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

Patricia, This is not a joke, you are my 18th Cousin Queen Elizabeth my 17 th and " Ivan The Terrible " my 6th . If you don't believe me look it up for your self.

One Cow to another. "Don`t date that Red Longhorn Ox , he only speaks about his BIG Operation"

How it happens that a Dog Chase a car,a Donkey stand in the road and don't move and a
Goat always run away.
The three of them were waiting for a lift to town when the farmer stops next to them. He ask each of them $20. Donkey paid his, Goat promised that he will pay his $20 when they stops in town. Dog had only a $50 note so the farmer promise that he will give him his change as soon as Goat pays him in town.

When they reach town Goat run away with out paying. The farmer drives away without worrying about Dogs change . So from that day on

Donkey stands in the middle of the road because he have paid
Goat runs away because he still owes farmer money
and Dog chase the car because he want his change.

Dries, It truly is a small world!!! Greetings from Glendale, AZ. In looking at your profile & our connection, I found another royal that I am related to... King Edward III is my 19th great grandfather. Your 15th great grandmother, Eleanor of Woodstock, is his sister. Queen Elizabeth II is my 12th cousin twice removed. I am no where close to making the connection to either of them yet... I like to make sure there is info in the About section on each ancestor before working back in time...(just to make sure I am on the right line as I don't want to have to "undo" a chain of people that I later find is incorrect!!!!)

Thank you for all your contributions. With the last one, I now I know why dogs chase cars...

The Red Phone…

When Clinton visited the Pope, he noticed a red phone on a small table in the corner of the office.

After several minutes of conversation, Clinton asked the Pope what the red phone was.

The Holy Father told him that it was a very special phone with a direct line to God. However, the Pope told Clinton he rarely used it because it cost
$20,000 a minute from the Vatican. Clinton accepted this explanation without another thought.

Later, when Clinton visited Ireland, he saw another red phone in the Archbishop’s office. Being curious, Clinton asked the Archbishop what it was used for.

The Archbishop told Clinton it was a direct line to God, and he used it whenever he had a puzzling question or concern.

Clinton asked if the calls were quite expensive since the Pope had to pay $20,000 a minute when he used his red phone in the Vatican.

"Oh no," replied the Archbishop, "In Ireland it’s a local call."

Now that we are in Ireland. With all the fighting between the religious groups and what ever the Irish are fighting about they always keep a Catholic priest and a Protestant Reverend or pastor on duty for "last rites and other pastoral duties" The Priest sees to Catholics while Reverend attend to the Protestants. Usually they see from the reaction of the dying person from which religious nomination the person is. Then the priest would say 'Brother one of yours '' or the Reverend will say "'Brother one of Yours.

One day a badly shot up person was brought in by the ambulance and it was clear that the end was near. The Priest first went to the person and start the last rites. He was waved away with feet hands and every moveable body part . The priest called the reverend "Brother I think he is one of yours" The reverend started his part and again the same thing happened. He called the Priest and said "Brother I think both of us must attend to this Case '' With big moans groans and signs for them to get away the person passed away.

The next day the Rabbi`s family come to fetch the body.

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You're Really Not Getting Old Unless...

• Your back goes out more than you do.

• Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

• You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

• People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

• A 'late night' now ends at 11 pm.

• You start recording daytime game shows.

• It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

• Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
• Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

• Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.

• You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

• Your ears have more hair than your head.
• You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
• You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before.

• Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

• You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.

• You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

• Younger women start opening doors for you.
• You learn where your prostrate is.

• The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... have come back in style.

• Happy hour is a nap.

• Your childhood toys are now in a museum.

• You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't remember being on top of it.

• Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off

• You sing along with elevator music.

• It takes twice as long to look half as good.

• You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.

• You come to realize that your worst enemy is gravity.

• Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

• You frequently find yourself telling people what a loaf of bread used to cost.
• You don't remember being absent-minded.
• 
You are proud of your lawn mower.

• Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
• You take a metal detector to the beach.

• The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique.
• There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
• 
Your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
• Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
• 
You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you today! Enjoy boomer humor!

I have retired at Henties Bay Namibia. Out of season only the pensioners/retired persons stays on. You soon learn not to complain to others about all your pains because if they starts telling you about theirs you soon come to understand that yours are just a filly in comparison to theirs.

If a person ask you How are you? you reply with " You complain first'

Gene Autry

What's My Line? Gene Autry (1953)
https://youtu.be/4I1Vd84rr78

Ulf , Gene Autry, I have looked at it. Good old stuff. His " Back in the saddle again '' is one of my favorites. I have still got a few hundred of that old records. Because of Geni who take up much of my time and the fact that you have to GET UP to turn the record to play the other side keep me from listening to them.

Good Come Back…

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

The girl replied, in a loud voice: “NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?”

The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

Top Ten Reasons Why God Created Eve:

10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor’s, dentist’s or haircut appointment by himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, “It is not good for man to be alone.”
And, finally, the Number 1 reason why God created Eve…
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, “I can do better than that!”

And then Eve betrayed the man so he had to work in the sweat of his brow, and their descendants preferred men with big heads, so that the birthing became a living hell, and because the big heads were in a minority so became all of the women unfaithful, thus arose the actual sin. In order to have the slightest chance of reproducing, all the men started to compete with each other, the one who gave most to the women become the lucky ones, and the women craved for more and more, until all the men had digged up every little surface of the planet in search of precious gifts, thus destroyed the Garden of Eden and the rest of the planet as well, some of the men that saw that this would lead to the big apocalypse started to complain but all was in vain, instead of being called savers, they were called women haters, misogynist, and the women frightened that some would listen to that ear, demanded the right to act as men, in order to not stop this ongoing destruction, because they really loved all these gift, no matter the loss of nature or it's faith, so they invented the feminist movement, The End.

This is an April Fool's Day FYI... Did you know this???

April Fools' Day

April Fools' Day (sometimes called April Fool's Day or All Fools' Day) is celebrated every year on the first day of April as a day when people play practical jokes and hoaxes on each other. The jokes and their victims are known as "April fools". Hoax stories may be reported by the press and other media on this day and explained on subsequent days. Popular since the 19th century, the day is not a national holiday in any country, but it is well known in Canada, Europe, Australia, Brazil and the United States.

Origins
The custom of setting aside a day for the playing of harmless pranks upon one's neighbor is recognized everywhere.[1] Some precursors of April Fools' Day include the Roman festival of Hilaria,[2] the Holi festival of India,[3] and the Medieval Feast of Fools.[4]

Long standing customs

United Kingdom
In the UK, an April fool joke is revealed by shouting "April fool!" at the recipient, who becomes the "April fool". A study in the 1950s, by folklorists Iona and Peter Opie, found that in the UK, and in countries whose traditions derived from the UK, the joking ceased at midday.[11] A person playing a joke after midday is the "April fool" themselves.[12]
In Scotland, April Fools' Day was traditionally called 'Huntigowk Day',[11] although this name has fallen into disuse.[citation needed] The name is a corruption of 'Hunt the Gowk', "gowk" being Scots for a cuckoo or a foolish person; alternate terms in Gaelic would be Là na Gocaireachd 'gowking day' or Là Ruith na Cuthaige 'the day of running the cuckoo'. The traditional prank is to ask someone to deliver a sealed message that supposedly requests help of some sort. In fact, the message reads "Dinna laugh, dinna smile. Hunt the gowk another mile." The recipient, upon reading it, will explain he can only help if he first contacts another person, and sends the victim to this next person with an identical message, with the same result.[11]

Ireland
In Ireland it was traditional to entrust the victim with an "important letter" to be given to a named person. That person would then ask the victim to take it to someone else, and so on. The letter when finally opened contained the words "send the fool further".[13]

Poland
In Poland, prima aprilis ("1 April" in Latin) is a day full of jokes; various hoaxes are prepared by people, media (which sometimes cooperate to make the "information" more credible) and even public institutions. Serious activities are usually avoided. This conviction is so strong that the anti-Turkish alliance with Leopold I signed on 1 April 1683, was backdated to 31 March.[14]

Norway, Denmark and Sweden
Norwegians, Danes and Swedes celebrate April Fools' Day (aprilsnar in Danish). Most news media outlets will publish exactly one false story on 1 April; for newspapers this will typically be a first-page article but not the top headline.[15]

April fish
In Italy, France, Belgium, and French-speaking areas of Switzerland and Canada, 1 April tradition is often known as "April fish" (poissons d'avril in French or pesce d'aprile in Italian). This includes attempting to attach a paper fish to the victim's back without being noticed. Such fish feature prominently on many late 19th- to early 20th-century French April Fools' Day postcards.

Patricia Ann Scoggin,

So what do you call a person who is born on April 1?

*************** "LET's DO LUNCHES".... **************

A foursome of golfers, all in their 40's, discussed
where they should meet for lunch. Finally
it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the
waitresses were young, good looking, had big breasts and
wore short-shorts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the golfing buddies once again
discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the
food and service was good, they had many televisions
to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later,
at age 60, the foursome again discussed where they should
meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters
because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace,
and it was good value for the money.

Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and had a toilet for the
disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Hooters because they had never been there before.

(PS: I OBJECT....Being in the upper level of this discussion..I STILL wanna go to Hooters because the waitresses are young, good looking, have big breasts and wear short-shorts.
Maybe that's why my mother and wife always said/say I never grew up????...and my grandsons always wanna go to lunch with me)

Ladies, I have a feeling you will laugh until you have tears in your eyes. Men, I think you will groan when you get to the end & say ouch!

MEN NEVER LISTEN!!!

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

'Sir', she said 'You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Letters identified each button: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom; it was tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button, which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

'What happened?' he exclaimed. ‘The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.’

'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.'

MEN NEVER LISTEN

This is the best one in a long time!!
CREATED BY A WOMAN

They are good. But what is the 1st April`s baby`s name.