FnDuck, always nice to meet a cousin, especially one doesn't mind ruffling a few feathers. There's definitely something fishy about that recipe, and it isn't just the (red) herring.. If you didn't squander all your Muscatel boozing that crab, finish it off with a toast to Beantown:
"And this is good old Boston,
The home of the bean and the cod,
Where the Lowells talk only to Cabots,
And the Cabots talk only to God."